It's #TimehopperSays week!

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You submitted your best jokes, and we put 'em in Timehop.

A little bit ago we asked you to submit some jokes for Abe to say at the end of your Timehop day. Turns out, y'all are v funny and we had hundreds of thousands of submissions! Thank you!

Seriously, we spent hours enjoying them all. They were funny, and absurd, and heartfelt, and they’re now all in Timehop!

For the next two weeks, Abe is telling all your best jokes exclusively. Maybe you'll get your amazing one liner, or maybe you'll see someone else's witty pun. It's different every time you open. And just so you know, we had:

2,089

Knock Knocks

135,000

Submissions

135

references to potato

3,853

dino jokes


BUT, before you check your app, we wanted to highlight some the team's absolute favorites. Here are some staff picks for our favorite jokes.

Aly’s Fav

Velcro... what a rip off!

Avi's Fav

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles! (tentacles)

Carissa's Fav

Why did I skip the gym? Because I was dinosore. Leave me alone.

DaviD's Fav

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Dmitry's Fav

I used to hate pickles but now I relish them

Inder's Fav

The brain named itself!

Jason's Fav

Watermelon, Firemelon, Earthmelon, Airmelon. The Elemelons.

Keenen's Fav

So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It’s not the end of the world...

Lila's Fav

I went to the same pre(historic) school as Little Foot

Marc's Fav

Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher? Because they had no chemistry.

Mark's Fav

Everyone thinks I’m a tea-Rex but I prefer coffee

Matt's Fav

I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.

Meryl's Fav

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto

Rick's Fav

On the other hand, you have different fingers